Wednesday, March 12, 2008

OK, fine. I'll make my profile real.

In light of being taken seriously on my profile, I will update it. If you actually know me you already know that the only hobbies I have are collecting drama, debt, sarcasm and ex-husbands. Oh yeah, and self loathing. I get bored easily, and as a result my obssessions change constantly leaving me unable to be passionate about any one thing long enough to have a collection. Plus, most collectibles are lame. Sorry folks. Keep your precious moments and stamps. Bleck. Not interested.

And the outdoors stuff? I was being a smart-arse. I whine when I'm outside too long. Tons of whining. It's too hot or cold or just icky. I didn't like to be outside even as a child. Just ask my Mom.

Love me or leave me, peeps.


Peter Piper said...

You realize it's taken me all day to realize that this post is because of dear Kapeky from Venezuela. Silly me.

Now I wish I knew what was in your profile before you changed it.

Tice said...

Love you, I do. Warts and all.

natalie said...

But I loved the fake profile!

Grandma Gerri said...

I guess I should have paid more attention to the profile huh?