Thursday, April 24, 2008

Wacky chat of the day

R: Let's go to Wal-mart for your groceries.
Me: I can't. I am strictly forbidden to give my money to Wal-mart. You don't understand the wrath of my o-countant, my supervizor and my financial kunsultant. They are all scary. Ooh wee. Plus, not shopping there is my way of sticking it to the man.
R: You're a wimp, it's your money.
Me: Not anymore. Gives a whole new meaning to "big brother is watching you."
R: Huh?


Peter Piper said...

And none of those people could remind you to buy some toilet paper? I think you're paying them too much.

Tice said...

@ pp- We're not here to remind her to buy tp. We're only here to tell her how many dollars she has to spend on it.

Peter Piper said...

@Tice: seems like a pretty inefficient use of three people, then. :)