Friday, October 3, 2008

Overheard from the newlywed neighbors:

Husband leaning out the second story window saying, "Baby, I will miss you while you go to get ice cream."

Wife, "I will miss you too. Love you forever!"

Husband, "No I will love you forever!"

Barf.

Love stinks.

Trying to not be bitter divoree'. Resistance is futile.

An isolated incident could be brushed of. However, they are always outside. Always. Outside. Happy and kissy. Blech.

Did I mention that love stinks?

7 comments:

natalie said...

Yikes, that would make me sick too. I feel ya.

Buffy said...

Oh double, triple barf!!!! I don't think I was that bad even when I was a newlywed...but I will admit to being a bitter divorce' now. :)

Betsy said...

I must admit that reading your post was a little deja vu. Ah, I was so young and ridiculous. Now, not a bitter divorce' but, a haggard old lady! Tell those newlyweds to gag you with a spoon (speaking of deja vu).

tice said...

I shall remind you of this post one day when you're all twiterpated over some new guy. Until then, I'll be your sexless lova, m'kay? Kisses.

Kim and Stace said...

hmmm...unless they were just teasing/ being over-the-top on purpose...that is a bit over-tha-top...eesh!

Grandma Gerri said...

I want to know if he was going to miss her so much why wasn't he going with her? Is he that lazy? Not divorced but maybe a tiny little bit bitter. I feel your pain.

Brittany said...

That's so ridiculous I think it's funny.